The Actually Funnies

Big ups to Brewster Rockit: Space Guy! and Pearls Before Swine for intentionally making me smile today.

Son, You Got a Boot on Your Head

I'm just sayin. It doesn't look like any hat I've ever seen.

I'd also like to say that Curtis is one of the more amusing comics going today. It's usually just about Curtis trying to avoid an ass whuppin' at the hands of his belligerent father. That's good enough for me.

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Blondie Shows Some Skin or: My Ill-Fated Attempt at a Joke

Not a ludicrous observation, or a snarky comment, but a good old fashioned joke like your grampa would've told before he stopped being funny and started crapping himself. Here goes:

Why was it essential that Blondie's nightgown strap fall off her shoulder?

Because otherwise the strip would've sucked balls.

Thank you. I'm here all week.

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