Ziggy. I don't know what it says about our society that we've spent 40 years following a guy whose sole purpose in life is to get shit on and be sad. Something bad. But something was recently brought to my attention that made me understand Ziggy in a whole new way. No, not the fact that he has cankles, or that he only smiles on T-shirts, or that he has the physical proportions of a chode. But the fact that the guy NEVER WEARS ANY GODDAMN PANTS. I'd be depressed too if I spent every day doddling about in a muumuu. It's like, come on, guy, at least get yourself a nice pair of sweatpants. I think sweats would suit Ziggy quite well. God, I love sweatpants. If I had a job, I'd put them on every day as soon as I got home from work....
4 comments:
ahahahhahaa!!! Brendan I <3 this blog. -Emmy
what's a chode?
way to give Ziggy the business, brendong. You just better stay away from Calvin and Hobbes or else I'll give you the business.
a chode is a penis that is wider than it is long
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